10 Creepy Things Kids Do at Night

Kids are so creepy, especially at night, and there’s really no way to prepare for the following:

1. They Stare At You

Between my husband and I we have five kids, ranging in age from baby to tween. We’ve woken up to find every single one standing next to the bed staring at us. Yes, this has happened more than once. And yes, it is so creepy.

2. They Touch You

Sometimes my kids need to be touching me to fall asleep. When they stroke my arm or poke me in the ribs with their bony limbs at bedtime, or in the middle of the night when they wake up, is enough to make me shudder. Why, oh why, do they do this?

3. They Sleepwalk

My daughter used to sleepwalk. Sometimes, she would even open doors or climb stairs in her sleep. It was terrifying.

4. They Fall Out Of Bed

When I was a single mom it was so hard to sleep sometimes. I totally imagined that every bump in the night was a burglar or monster lurking in the dark, just waiting to take my children away. So, yeah, when my kids fell out of bed, or kicked the wall in the middle of the night, I was sufficiently creeped out.

5. They Talk In Their Sleep

There’s nothing creepier than a kid saying creepy things in their sleep. Sometimes my daughter would appear to be awake, but then I would notice that her eyes were closed, or worse, that they were open while she was sleeping. Ugh.

6. They Startle You Awake

My husband’s least favorite middle-of-the-night child antic is a quiet knock at our bedroom door. So quiet, in fact, that you convince yourself that it was nothing. Then, when it happens again, your sleepy brain is unsure if it’s a child or an ax murderer at the door.

7. They Ask You About Death

Our older kids are, at times, pretty obsessed with death. And apparently this obsession intensifies around bedtime. They wax philosophical about our dead cat’s body buried in the back yard and what happens after you die, which is fine, except not right before I’m trying to go to sleep.

8. They Sleep With Their Eyes Open

So yeah, when kids sleep with their eyes partially or all of the way open it’s so creepy. I try not to let it bother me, but then I imagine my child has turned into some sort of zombie and get creeped out.

9. They Have Night Terrors

There’s nothing more disconcerting than hearing my kids cry. When they have night terrors, though, and let out blood-curdling screams in their sleep, I’m more than disconcerted. I’m terrified.

10. They Crawl Into Bed With You

It’s kind of sweet when your kids crawl into bed with you, but also kind of creepy. In fact, it’s particularly troubling if I don’t notice that my children are there and wake up in the morning to see them laying there next to me, or worse, stroking my arm or hair. OMG my skin is crawling just thinking about it.

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