Minnesota Snow Plow Naming Contest Unveils 60 Finalists

Welp, because it’s winter and it’s Minnesota, once again we have nothing better to do than come up with witty names for the snow plows that keep our streets somewhat driveable.  Just how bored are we?  So bored, MNDOT says more than 10,000 votes were submitted in this year’s “Name a Snow Plow” contest and these are your top 60.  Vote for your favorite HERE.

1. Aaron Brrrr, Sir
2. Ace of Blades
3. Ain’t My First Snowdeo
4. Alice Scooper
5. As the Snow Flies
6. Best in Snow
7. Better Call Salt
8. Beyonsleigh
9. Blader Tot Hotdish
10. Blades of Flurry
11. Bladezilla
12. Blizzo
13. Bobsled Dylan
14. Bohemian Rhapsnowdy
15. Buzz Iceclear
16. Camp Scoopy
17. Clark Blizzwald
18. Clearopathra
19. For Cold Times’ Sake
20. Freeze Louise
21. Goonodaabaan (Ojibwe word for “snow vehicle”)
22. Han Snowblo
23. Harmon Chillebrew
24. Here We Snow Again
25. Hippoplowtamus
26. I Came, I Thaw, I Conquered
27. Ičamna (Dakota word for “blizzard”)
28. It’s a Squall World After All
29. Just Scraping By
30. Kim KarDashing Thru the Snow
31. L’etoile du Nordy
32. Lollaplowlooza
33. Mary Tyler More Snow
34. Melton John
35. Mighty Morphin Plower Ranger
36. Miracle on Ice
37. One Plow Two Plow Red Plow Blue Plow
38. Optimus Brine
39. Orange You Glad to See Me
40. Paisley Plow
41. Plow Patrol
42. Plowabunga!
43. Plower to the People
44. Plowie Anderson
45. Point of Snow Return
46. Queen El-ice-abeth II
47. Say It Ain’t Snow
48. Scoop! There it is
49. Sir Plows-a-Lot
50. SKOL Plow
51. Sleetwood Mac
52. Snow and Tell
53. Snow Force One
54. Spirit of ’91
55. Taylor Drift
56. Ted Las-snow
57. The Name’s Plow, Snowplow
58. Waipahiƞte (Dakota word for “snowplow”)
59. Wolfgang Amadeus Snowzart
60. Yer a Blizzard, Harry

Source: bringmethenews.com