Is Taylor Swift An Evil Clone???

According to a bizarre new Internet theory, there’s a perfectly good reason Taylor Swift has had a hell of a career — she’s actually the clone of one of the highest-ranking women in the history of the Church of Satan.  The speculation is that Tay was created in a lab, using genes taken from Zeena LaVey — a former high priestess who left the cult in 1990, just one year after the singer was allegedly “born” in Pennsylvania. Some conspirators take the weirdness in another direction, insisting Taylor actually is Zeena — who’s been using black magic to maintain her youth for a quarter century.  Most people who live in the real world note that Zeena now lives in Berlin, where she works as a psychic — the non-singing kind. But they do look an awful lot alike.



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