This Porch Pirate is Actually a BEAR!

A bear on the prowl for dinner in Florida found something a whole better than a pick-a-nick basket — and stole a bag of Chick-Fil-A chow from a man’s front porch.

Paul Newman had placed a Grubhub order and was set to fetch it from his porch when he noticed his four-legged visitor had beaten him to the punch. The bear picked up one of the two bags that had been dropped near the door and stalked off with it.

Newman can be heard saying in the video that the bag contained 30 nuggets and a large order of fries. The hapless and hungry victim saw that the bear left a second bag behind and said, “He didn’t want the salad, though. Nothing to do with the salad. Weird.”